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Two d.r.u.n.k.s are walking along

Tech ZoneBy Tech Zone2024-02-03Updated:2024-04-022 Mins Read
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Two drunks are walking along.

One drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night. Look at that moon! ”

The other drunk stops and looks at his drunk friend.

“You are wrong. That’s not the moon; that’s the sun! ”

Both continued arguing for awhile when they came upon another drunk walking along.

So they stopped him and said, “Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that’s shining. Is it the moon or the sun? ”

The third drunk look at the sky and then looked at them and said, “Sorry, I don’t live around here.”

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Man Spends..

 

MAN SPENDS ENTIRE PAYCHECK ON PARTIES WITH BUDDIES. HE WASN’T EXPECTING THIS REACTION FROM WIFE.

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, since it was pay-day, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.

When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days? “

To which he replied. “That would be fine with me. “

Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, and the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

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