Little Johnny was eating breakfast
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning
He got to thinking about things, and asked,
“Mommy, why does Daddy have so little hair on his head?”
“He thinks a lot, dear” replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with such a good answer to her husband’s baldness.
“Then why do you have so much hair?” asked Little Johnny
A college student wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch.
However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and said, “A swan will not be friends with a pig.”
“Then I shall fly on,” answered the student with a smile.
The teacher was clearly angry by the cheeky response and decided to do everything in his power to fail the student.
On the oral exam, he asked the student the hardest questions, but the student had amazing answers to everything.
Therefore, hoping he could still fail his victim, the teacher asked him a trickier question, ‘You’re walking on a road and you find two bags. One contains gold, the other cleverness. Which bag do you choose?’
‘The gold.’ the student answered.
“Unfortunately, I don’t agree. I would choose cleverness because that is more important than money. ‘
“Everyone would choose what they don’t have.” said the student.
The teacher turns red, and he’s so angry he writes “a$s” on the student’s paper.
The student leaves without looking at the paper.
However, he returns shortly, gives back his paper, and says, “Excuse me, sir, you signed my paper, but you forgot to give me my grade!’
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!