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This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man.

I started a conversation by asking him how he ended up this way.

He said, “Up until last week, I still had it all.

I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage.”

I felt sorry for him, so I asked, “What happened? D.r.u.9.s? Alc0h0l? Divorce?” “Oh no, nothing like that,” he said. “No, no. I got out of prison.”

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Change Your Smart

 

Mike was going to be married to Jane, so his father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, ‘Mike, let me tell you something.

On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, ‘Here, try these on!

She did and said, ‘These are too big, I can’t wear them.’ I replied, ‘Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.’

Ever since that night we have never had any problems ”Hmmm,’ said Mike. He thought that might be good thing to try.

On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Jane, ‘Here try these on.’ She tried them on and said, ‘These are too large, they don’t fit me. ‘

Mike said, ‘Exactly, I wear the pants in this family, and I always will. I don’t want you to ever forget that.’ Then Jane took off her pants, and handed them to Mike. She said, ‘Here, you try on mine.’

He did and said, ‘I can’t get into your pants.’ Jane said, ‘Exactly. And if you don’t change your smart ass attitude, you never will.’ And they lived happily ever after!

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