When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight. He then blindfolded me…
Browsing: Jokes
A rabbit walks into a grocery store. He bangs his paws on the counter and yells “a pound of carrots!” The shopkeeper says “I’ll get you…
Two men arrive at the Pearly Gates at about the same time, both wanting to know if they will be admitted to heaven. St. Peter asks…
Many people who work as a handyman find that it is an interesting job. They never know what they are going to run into from one…
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this the wife wants him to quit, so she gets 2 shot…
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for…
An old lady is speeding down a highway, when she spots a police officer with a speed gun. The officer signals for her to pull over,…
Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school.…
A little boy came up to his mother in the kitchen one evening while she was fixing supper, and handed her a piece of paper that…
Karma Strikes A Man Who Illegally Parked In A Disabled Parking Spot Often to make some people understand, you need sensational acts that no one will…