Jim was annoyed when his blonde wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn’t gotten the license…
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A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at a posh theater. Before the show has even started, an usher walks by and notices the man.…
“I’m doing a jigsaw puzzle at my apartment, but it’s way too hard for me!” “What’s the jigsaw supposed to be?” asks the brunette. “According to…
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble making truck…
A guy walks into a bar with two black eyes after a church service. His friend ask “Dale, what the hell happened to your face?” “When…
A milkman who is dying in the hospital is surrounded his two sons, daughter and his wife and nurse. Says to his eldest son: “To you,…
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s…
George and Jim were born in the same hospital on the same day They lived on the same street and they became the closest of friends,…
As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they…
Charlie was responsible for taking up the offerings at a local church. One Sunday, after the service, the priest counted the money and found there was…