Husband to Wife: Tomorrow is your birthday. What gift would you like ? Wife: A Giraffe ! Husband: Darling, please be reasonable. Where do I get…
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A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always…
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful … CAREFUL!! Put in some more…
One day this big, n@sty, sweaty woman wearing a raggedy sleeveless sundress walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit…
Two Italian men get on a bus… They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but…
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the dr. uggist. He insulted me terribly this…
The Swede’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and…
Three sisters were all getting married within a short time period. Mum was a bit worried about how their life would get started and made them…
A woman decides to surprise her husband with a brand new luxury wardrobe While he’s at work she goes to IKEA and finds a beautiful wardrobe,…
A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy,…