God tells them that heaven is full and they will have to trick the dev!l to be let in. God calls the dev!l and the dev!l…
Author: Smart Gadgets
A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees…
Teacher asks their class of children to come up with a sentence beginning with “I” After a few children come to the front with predictable statements…
Before she left, her mother gave her some advice: “Daughter, when you’re in Town and if you’re looking for a match there,… you must take note…
A Mother is always a mother A Mother is always a mother. She never stops worrying about her children, even when they are all grown up…
A man walks into a bar and orders a shot, then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another one. After he finishes, he looks…
Three tortoises, Rodney, Roger and Gary, decide to go on a picnic. Rodney packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is that the…
New students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the…
Five 4th grade boys in a typical bathroom discussion during recess were discussing how to get a girl. It was nearly unanimous that girls were easy…
Jim was annoyed when his blonde wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn’t gotten the license…