A man and a woman, who had never met before,
but were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly,
he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
“Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I’m awfully cold.”
“I have a better idea,” she replied.
“Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married.”
“Wow! That’s a great idea!” he exclaimed.
”Good,” she replied.
Get your own damn blanket!
“After a moment of silence”, he farted.